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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - September 9, 1973 (6p-10p)

Special Topic: several tracks from the unreleased second album by Napoleon XIV

OPENING: Sugar Blues - Clyde McCoy
Dirty Love - The Mothers
And Her Tears Flowed Like Wine - Stan Kenton
I Get A Kick Out Of You - Ethel Merman
Chloe - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Queer Things - Ruth Wallis

Daffy Duck's Rhapsody - Mel Blanc
Rubber Duckie - Ernie (Jim Henson)
The Dying Duck In A Thunderstorm - Cactus Pryor
My Melancholy Baby - Gene Austin

Johnny's Got A Yo Yo - Ruth Wallis
Yo Yo Blues - Barbecue Bob
The New Yo Yo Song - Ruth Wallis

What It Was, Was Football - Deacon Andy Griffith
Wyatt Earp Makes Me Burp - Spike Jones
The Grunt Song - Cliffie Stone & His Barn Dance Orchestra

Eisenhower Blues - J. B. Lenoir
We'll Ride With Nixon - The Pied Pipers
Stinky Cheese - Don Swani & Bubbles Price
Hilda (But Oh Could Hilda Cook) - Ben Light
Cookies, Pie And Cake - Yogi Yorgesson
Off To The Moon You Go - Ray Wray

Go West, Young Man - Groucho Marx
Can You Dig It - Napoleon XIV
Nursery Rhyme - Napoleon XIV
Goofin' On The Job - Napoleon XIV
I Owe A Lot To Iowa Pot - Jerry Samuels
A Teenager In Love - Jerry Samuels & Geoff Cooper

I'm Looking Over A Four Leaf Clover - Art Mooney & His Orchestra
I'm Looking Over My Dead Dog Rover - Kevin Gershon
There Is A Tavern In The Town - Wally Cox
Coffee Song - Andrews Sisters
Tacos For Two - Lalo Guerrero

Song Of The Woodpecker - Billy Mitchell
Poisoning Pigeons In The Park (live w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
Delicious! - Jim Backus & Friend
I'm In Love With A Big Blue Frog - Peter, Paul & Mary [skip in record]

The Old Payola Roll Blues (Like The Beginning) - Stan Freberg

Let Me Call You Sweetheart - Laurel & Hardy
The Old Payola Roll Blues (Like The End) - Stan Freberg
Money - Big Jim Buchanan
The Night The Lights Stayed On In Pittsburgh - The Credibility Gap

What, Me Worry? - Alfred E. Neuman
I Know An Old Lady - Bill Hayes
Dead Skunk - Loudon Wainwright III
The Cockroach Stomp - Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan

Pincus The Peddler - Benny Bell
If You're A Viper - Jim Kweskin's Jug Band
Dance From Hunger - The Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band
Dragnet - Spike Jones
Big Ten-Inch Record - Bull "Moose" Jackson [announced as Wynonie Harris]

The Martian Hop - The Ran-Dells
With The Wind And The Rain In Your Hair - Bea Shaw & Bruce Hayes
Breaking Into Radio Horizontally - anonymous
You Have To Be Slightly Crazy - Ray Bolger & Verna Felton
I'm The Slime - The Mothers

We're Very Fussy On The Radio - anonymous

A Clean Song - Oscar Brand
Keep It Clean - Charley Jordan
You Gotta Eat Your Spinach Baby - Shirley Temple
I Didn't Like It The First Time - Julia Lee
Hold Tight (Want Some Sea Food, Mama) - Fats Waller

20th Century Blues - Lily Tomlin
#10 Knockers Up (w/ intro) - Rusty Warren
#9 Bounce Your Boobies - Rusty Warren

#8 March Of The Cuckoos - The Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band
#7 The Vatican Rag (w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer [started at 45 rpm instead of 33 1/3 rpm]
#6 Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein

EXTRA: Donald Where's Your Troosers? - Andy Stewart [skip in record]
EXTRA: Je T'Aime...Moi Non Plus - Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg
#5 Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent - Jef Jaisun
#4 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! (Demented Mix) - Napoleon XIV
#3 Boobs A Lot - The Holy Modal Rounders
EXTRA: Wet Dream - Max Romeo

#2 Shaving Cream - Paul Wynn
#1 Fat Dog Blues - The Vinegaroons
CLOSING: Beer Barrel Polka - ?? [started too fast]