Enormous Penis - Da Vinci's Notebook
Harry's Jock Strap - Dickie Goodman
The Biggest Parakeets In Town - Jud Strunk
Dear God - Worm Quartet
It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman
Hick Hop (radio edit) - Wammo
Demented News With Whimsical Will
It's All About The Pentiums - "Weird Al" Yankovic
You're Out Of The Computer - Bingo Gazingo & My Robot Friend
Lift Every Voice And Sing - Shooby Taylor, The Human Horn
Iron Man - Bud E. Luv
Bicycle Wreck - Jacoby Bros.
Have You Ever Been So Drunk - Mark Poolos
The Noon Balloon To Rangoon - Nervous Norvus
Zorch - Red Blanchard
The Doctor - Jim Burrill
The Flying Saucer (Part 1) - Buchanan & Goodman
They're Here - Boots Walker
(When You See) Those Flying Saucers - Buchanan Brothers & The Georgia Catamounts
Hell, I'd Go - Dan Hicks & His Acoustic Warriors
The Little Blue Man - Betty Johnson
Slime Creatures from Outer Space - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Let's Eat The Aliens - The Thin Line Society
The Flying Saucer (Part 2) - Buchanan & Goodman
#5 God Is In - Billy Jonas
#4 Fart In An Elevator - KJV Presents
#3 I Wish I Were - Da Vinci's Notebook
#2 Peter Parker - the great Luke Ski f/ Sudden Death
#1 Monster Hash - The Toyes
next week: the world's shortest songs