Wet Nap - Tom Cool
Ode To Playboy - Bob Ricci
My First Porno - Ghettobillies
Making Love In A Subaru - Damaskas
Kirk And Spock - anonymous
The Scully Song (fade) - Eric D. Snider
Meet My Family - Dennis Blair
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Boy Wonder I Love You - Burt Ward (f/ Frank Zappa)
Dirty Love - The Mothers
Electric Aunt Jemima - The Persuasions
Snoopy For President (edit) - The Royal Guardsmen
I Put A Spell On You (excerpt) - Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Screamin' Jay Hawkins' Coffin Story (from show #86-11)
Feast Of The Mau Mau - Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Doctor Worm - They Might Be Giants
Rock And Roll Doctor - Travesty, Ltd.
Witch Doctor - The Music Of David Seville
The Doctor - Jim Burrill
Doctorin' The Tardis (demented edit) - The Timelords
It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier (live) - Tom Lehrer
I'm A Cranky Old Yank In A Clanky Old Tank - Bing Crosby
Army Song - from "Three Penny Opera"
Romping Through The Swamp - Dave Van Ronk & The Hudson Dusters
Talking Vietnam Potluck Blues - Tom Paxton
Oh, How I Hate To Get Up In The Morning (edit) - Irving Berlin
#5 Pretty Fly For A Rabbi - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#4 I Did It All For The Wookiee - Damn Nation
#3 We Are One - Too Sick Chik
#2 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV/I'm Normal - The Emperor/Down On The Funny Farm (oy vey) - Josephine XIII/Don't Take Me Back, Oh-Nooo! - Henry IX/I'm Happy They Took You Away, Ha-Haaa! - Josephine XV/,yawA eM ekaT oT gnimoC er'yehT !aaaH-aH - noelopaN VIX
#1 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
next week: green songs for St. Patrick's Day