Answering Machine - Bruce McCulloch
God Told Me To Rob The 7-11 - Dick Price
Subterranean Homesick Blues - Bob Dylan
Loser - Beck
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Da Da Da (You Don't Love Me I Don't Love You) - Trio
Onomatopoeia - Todd Rundgren
Humpty Dumpty Gets Scrambled - Dr. Demento & cast/Simon Says - The 1910 Fruitgum Co.
Let's Neuter Newt - Neal & Leandra
Do The Clinton - The Foremen
Cruella Da Ville - The Replacements
You Can Leave Your Hat On - Randy Newman
Yakety Yak - The Coasters
Status Back Baby - The Mothers Of Invention
Zilch - The Monkees
Are You Lonesome Tonight (Laughing Version) - Elvis Presley
Mother's Lament - Cream
Plexiglas Toilet - Styx
No Anchovies Please - The J. Geils Band
Friends - The Police
Bein' Green - Jim Henson
#5 Bugs - Pearl Jam
#4 Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex
#3 My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry
#2 Yoda - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#1 Existential Blues - Tom (T-Bone) Stankus
EXTRA: Happy Trails - Van Halen
next week: demented songs about rock 'n' roll, pro and con