Fat - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Lasagna - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Lady Of Spain (excerpt) - Dick Contino
We're An Accordion Band - Those Darn Accordions
Dead - Harry Jeremy
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Newt Or Bob - Tim Cavanagh
O. J. Oh! - Loose Bruce Kerr
The Banana Boat Song - Stan Freberg
John Shilikashvili - Tim Cavanagh
School Cafeteria - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Too Many Restaurants - David Kleiner
You People Are Fat - The Frantics
Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
Shaving Cream (live vocal) - Dr. D & Benny Bell Orchestra
Singing In The Bathtub - Dick Robertson
Warm Leatherette - The Normal
The Coffee Song - Frank Sinatra
Another Cuppa Coffee - Mr. Elk & Mr. Seal
Coffee - Rob Grayson
Java Jive - Ink Spots
Caffeine Zombie - Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
Have Another Espresso - Shel Silverstein
Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex
#5 Existential Blues Pt. Too - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
#4 Microsoft Word - Paul Anderson
#3 Lunchlady Land - Adam Sandler
#2 Squirrels - The Beastly Boys
#1 Star Trekkin' - The Firm
next week: some of the most demented songs in television history, along with some funny songs about television