Argument Clinic - Monty Python
The Way You Make Me Spiel - Whimsical Will
Ooh - Don't Touch That - Laszlo & Gary
Pussy - Harry Roy & His Bat Club Boys
Attack Of The 90-Foot Lounge Lizard - Fred Ted
Say That We're Sweethearts Again - Dorothy Shay
The Reluctant Cannibal - Flanders & Swann
Demented News With Whimsical Will
May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose - Little Jimmy Dickens
Religion And Politics (lightly censored) - Scott Beach
A Quayle Portrait - Jeff Ehrhart
7-11 - Led Slurpee
Zamfir's Evil Twin - Sponge Awareness Foundation
Sugar Blues - Clyde McCoy
Dragnet Goes To Kindergarten - Ricky Vera
Star Trek theme (brief in-studio vocalization) - Dr. Demento
Stardrek - Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara
Another Day On The Enterprise - Swashbuckler Boots
Bar Trek - Thomas Gauthier
Uhura - Joey Shoji
Spock Rap - Neural Paralyzers
Highly Illogical - Leonard Nimoy
Mr. Tambourine Man - William Shatner
The Android - Robin Nakkula
#5 This Is Ponderous - 2nu
#4 M. C. Hammer - Lifesize Lynn & Lorenzo Sanchez
#3 Thank God I'm A Jewish Boy - Alan Lieberman
#2 Star Trekkin' - The Firm
#1 Ti Kwan Leep/Boot To The Head - The Frantics
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