Neutron Dance - Del Rubio Triplets [played before opening]
Beam Me Up Scotty - Terry McGovern
Probing Andromeda - Ivor Biggun
Toucha Toucha Toucha Touch Me - Rocky Horror Picture Show
Demented News With Whimsical Will
The Sit Song - The Barron Knights
Shall We Walk Or Take A Dog - Freddy The Flea
I Snorted My Cat - Sean Hale
Hello D. J. - Don Bowman
I Wanna Be On David Letterman - Look
Democratic Process - The Bobs
Mother's Lament - Cream
Blood And Suede - Ray Stevens
Beep Beep - The Playmates
Frazzled - Dale Gonyea
Light My Fire - Del Rubio Triplets
Everywhere It's Christmas - The Beatles
The Twelve Days Of Christmas - Bob & Doug McKenzie
Christmas Balls - Ben Light
Gridlock Christmas - The Hollytones
Randolph, The Flat-Nosed Reindeer - Homer & Jethro
Whip Me Santa Claus - Mucus & The Bloody Phlegm
Santa Claus Is Watching You (1985 version?) - Ray Stevens
Christmas At Ground Zero - "Weird Al" Yankovic
All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Don't Worry, Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin
#5 30,000 Pounds Of Bananas - Harry Chapin
#4 Yoda - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#3 It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman
#2 Hey Roger - Whimsical Will
#1 Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
Who's Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf - Three Little Pigs soundtrack
next week: Dr. D's earthquake special