(How I Spent My Summer Vacation) Or A Day At The Beach With Pedro & Man - Cheech & Chong
Surfin' Bird - Pee Wee Herman
Buck Naked - Hank Williams, Jr.
The Thing - Phil Harris
B-side medley: (We're Gonna) Rock Around The Clock - Bill Haley & His Comets/Tequila - The Champs/Earth Angel - The Penguins/Peggy Sue - Buddy Holly
Hawaiian War Chant (Ta-Hu-Wa-Hu-Wai) - Spike Jones & His Wacky Wakakians
Tedesco And Pitman - "The Ronettes"
Ghostbusters (instrumental) - Ray Parker, Jr.
Shaving Cream - Dr. Demento w/ Fabulous Five Inc.
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
The Man From Harlem - Cab Calloway
Ollie Song - The Hoarky Orchestra
Ballad Of Oliver North - Spec. 4 Tony Rossini
Please, Please, Please - Chris Wallace
Three Legged Man - Ray Stevens
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Laugh And Be Happy - Sheriff John
Puka - Bud Latour w/ Scott Childers
Meat Wagon - The Flys
Like A Surgeon - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Who Put The Benzedrine In Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine - Harry The Hipster
My Old Flame - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Mouth To Mouth Resuscitation - John Hartford
The Jar Song - Michael Collins
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#5 Dare To Be Stupid - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#4 Squirrels - The Beastly Boys
#3 Pit Bulls Of L.A. - KLSX Beagles
#2 Ti Kwan Leep/Boot To The Head - The Frantics
#1 Star Trekkin' - The Firm