All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
The Beatles' Christmas Record (excerpts with "Good King Wenceslas" and "Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer") - The Beatles
Do You Hear What I Hear? (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento
Santa's Beard - The Beach Boys
Yulesville - Ed "Kookie" Byrnes
The Chipmunk Song - Canned Heat & The Chipmunks
Wreck The Halls - The Three Stooges
Deck Yourself (edit) - The Scrooge Bros.
I'm A Christmas Tree - Wild Man Fischer (Duet w/ Dr. Demento)
Who Put The Gum In Santa's Whiskers? (excerpt) - Little Susie
I Was Santa Claus At The School House (For The P.T.A.) - Yogi Yorgesson w/ Johnny Duffy & The Scandahoovians
Christmas Greetings - Thomas A. Edison
A Christmas Carol (live) - Tom Lehrer
Christmas Is Revolting (And so are the elves) - The Tuna Observatory
The Merry Old Philosopher - Eddie Lawrence
Howard (edit) - Leslie
Good King Kong Looked Out - Duh Brooklyn Boys Chorus (P.D.Q. Bach f/ Professor Peter Schickele)
A Daddy's Christmas - Albert Brooks & Little Kristi
Caterwaul Of The Bells - The Tabbynacle Choir
I Sawed Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (excerpt) - Lucille Bliss & Robert Pritikin
Carol Of The Cash Register - Flashcats
All I Want For Christmas - Timbuk 3
Lem, The Orphan Reindeer (edit) - Kathy Garver
Deck The Halls - Kukla, Fran & Ollie
Xmas In Mt. Idy - Charlie Weaver
Christmas Goose (Snowbird) - Stan Boreson & Doug Setterberg
Nuttin' For Christmas - Stan Freberg
Blue Christmas (edit) - Seymour Swine
Christmas Greetings - Agnetha, Bjorn, & Benny from Abba
A Visit From St. Nicholson - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
I Found The Brains Of Santa Claus - Jason & The Strap-Tones
Christmas Dragnet - Stan Freberg w/ Daws Butler & Orchestra
#5 Let's Have A Drug Free Christmas - Tim Cavanagh
#4 Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
#3 Wreck The Malls - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
#2 Santa Claus And His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong
AUDIO TORTURE CHAMBER: Deck The Halls - Herman Wurlitzer
#1 A Totally Ridiculous 12 Days Of Christmas - Frank Welker
next week: the Funny 25