The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - September 21, 1986 (9p-11p)

Special Topic: examples of many other TV stars who tried to make hit records and failed
When It's Springtime In South Africa (brief in-studio parody) - Dr. Demento
Springtime For Hitler - Mel Brooks
The ABC's Of Dead Russian Leaders - Tim Cavanagh
Hot Line - Harris Brothers
Joe's Vacation - Duck Logic
Dinner With Drac (Part 1) - John Zacherle
Dinner Rap - Whimsical Will

Madonna And The Music Critic - Looney Tunes
Five Foot Two, Eyes Of Blue (sung by caller) - Chip (from La Habra, CA)
Sunday Driving - Jerry Lewis
I Want A Yacht - Dweezil Zappa
My Mother Is A Space Cadet - Dweezil

I'm A Lonely Little Petunia (In An Onion Patch) - Arthur Godfrey
Take The Skinheads Bowling - Camper Van Beethoven
I'm A Lonely Little Petunia (In An Onion Patch) (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento
Fish License/Eric The Half A Bee - Monty Python
The Jones Laughing Record (Introducing The Flight Of The Bumble Bee) - Spike Jones & His City Snickers

Cheerleaders On Drugs - Uncle Bonsai
Goin' Quackers - Willio & Phillio w/ Donald Duck

The Rodeo Song - Showdown

Singing TV Stars Medley, including excerpts from:

Proud Mary - Leonard Nimoy
A Smile Is Just A Frown (Turned Upside Down) - Eddie Albert
Da Doo Ron Ron - Laverne & Shirley (Penny Marshall & Cindy Williams)
I Love To Dance - Carroll O'Connor
Little Ole Man (Up Tight Everthing's Alright) - Bill Cosby
Lu - Peggy Lipton
When Banana Skins Are Falling (I'll Come Sliding Back To You) - The Odd Couple (Tony Randall & Jack Klugman)
If - Telly Savalas
Ballad Of The Good Luck Charm - Larry Hagman
Country Girls - John Schneider
Molly Darlin' - Andy Griffith
The Covered Man - David Soul
Just The Way I Planned It - Philip Michael Thomas
A Cowboy's Best Friend Is His Horse - George Gobel

The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins - Leonard Nimoy
Penis Envy - Uncle Bonsai
My Toot Toot - Jean Knight
Dirty Love - The Mothers
Polar Bear Stomp - Jim Pepper
I'm Popeye The Sailor Man - Billy Costello

#5 Gilligan's Island (Stairway) - Little Roger & The Goosebumps
#4 The Last Blast Of The Blasted Bugler (short version) - Phil Cammarata et al
EXTRA: People's Court - Ray Stevens
#3 Rock Me Jerry Lewis - Mike Elliott & Bud LaTour
#2 Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus

#1 I Like - Heathen Dan
Rock Me Jerry Lewis (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento
next week: insanity
in two weeks: Emo Philips will be our in-person guest
next month: a visit from "Weird Al" Yankovic
October 26: Halloween show