Fussy Eater - George Carlin
Head Cheese - Psychotic Pineapple
Hungry Women - Eddie Cantor
Insects - Oingo Boingo
I'm Nature's Mosquito - Jonathan Richman
Aunt Emma's Got Ants In The Pantry - T. Marvin Hatley
These Ants Keep Biting Me - Big Bill
The Spider And The Fly - Bobby Christian
The Spider And The Fly - Fats Waller
Cockroaches On Parade - Harry Waller
Cockroach Stomp - Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan
Stars And Stripes Forever - Crazy Rick
Never Swat A Fly - Jim Kweskin & The Jug Band
E.T. - Dan Martin
Young Republicans - David Vidal
Happy Talk - Captain Sensible
Rock Archives/Dr. Schill's Ear Spray - Travesty Ltd.
Ape Call - Nervous Norvus
Bodine Brown - Purvis Pickett & The Punkabillies
Big Bopper's Wedding - Big Bopper
Boring Beings - Woz
Dixie Land - Yankee Doodle Society
Temperance Hymn - Yankee Doodle Society
Cocktails For Two - Spike Jones
Drinkin' Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee - Sticks McGhee
Ice Cream For Crow - Captain Beefheart
Diddy Wah Diddy - Captain Beefheart
Eddie, Are You Kidding? - The Mothers
Exercise Till You Die - Stevens & Grdnic
One Less Jogger On The Road - Chuck Wagon & The Wheels
Football Stomp - Zap
88 Lines About 44 Women - Nails
Circular Impression - Extras
Good Old Electric Washing Machine Circa 1943 - John Hartford
Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Spread A Little Happiness - Sting
Sing Me A Happy Song - Peter Lind Hayes
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life - Monty Python
One Piece At A Time - Johnny Cash
Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: A String Of Pearls - Glenn Miller
EXTRA: Punks Get Off The Grass - Edith Massey
#10 E.T. And His Adventures In L.A. - Steve Dahl
#9 E.T. - Dan Martin
#8 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
#7 I Had Sex With E.T. - Barnes & Barnes
#6 Shaving Cream - Dr. Demento
#5 Green Garden Hose - Brother George Underbrush
#4 Hey E.T. - Dickie Goodman
#3 Star Trip - Congress Of Wonders
#2 Yoda - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#1 Ice Box Man - George Carlin