Swedish Western - Steve Lisenby
Blood On The Saddle - Tex Ritter
Hooray For Captain Spaulding - Groucho Marx
The Fussy Eater - George Carlin
E.T. For Breakfast - John Christensen
It's Hard To Be An Egg - John Dowie
I Wanna Hot Dog For My Roll - Butterbeans & Susie
Don't Go Down To The Fallout Shelter - Tom Fenton & Ice-Nine
Political Science - Randy Newman
The Last Blast Of The Blasted Bugler - Sonny Giannotta (w/ Phil Camarata & Tommy Cardinale)
The Beer Drinking Song - Mac Davis
Bounce Your Boobies - Rusty Warren
My Name Is Not Merv Griffin - Gary Muller
Are You A Turtle? - George Gobel
Wonderful WINO - George Carlin
Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
A Day At The Game - Peerless Quartet
Football Freddy (excerpt) - Ted Wallace
The Spirit Of Notre Dame (excerpt of halftime talk from film) - Knute Rockne & team
You Gotta Be A Football Hero (excerpt) - The Crew-Cuts [intro played at 45 rpm instead of 33 1/3 rpm]
Twenty Swedes Ran Through The Weeds (excerpt) - Six Jumping Jacks
Fight Fiercely, Harvard (live w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
I Fell Asleep At The Football Game (excerpt) - Eddie Paul Orchestra
Rain SFX
Singin' In The Rain (excerpt) - Cliff Edwards
Q-5 Piano Tune - Spike Milligan
The Ying Tong Song - The Goons
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour On The Bedpost Overnight (Impact Records version) - Lonnie Donegan
#5 Fast Food - Stevens & Grdnic
#4 Pencil Neck Geek - Fred Blassie
#3 Yoda - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#2 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! (Demented Mix) - Napoleon XIV
#1 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes