Carmen - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Dr. D jingle - Steve Moose
Old Shep - Red Foley
Ballad Of Walter Wart - Thorndike Pickledish
Fabian's Picture (excerpt) - Marty Higgins
It's Warts On The Flip Side That Counts - Thorndike Pickledish
On The Town opening theme (intro + New York, New York) - Robert Shaw conducting Victor Chorale & Orchestra
The Purple People Eater Meets The Witch Doctor - The Big Bopper
The Reluctant Cannibal (minor edit) - Flanders & Swann [skip in record]
Close The Door - Jim Lowe
Ya Wanna Buy A Bunny - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
If You're A Viper (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento
The Bears - The Fastest Group Alive
When I See An Elephant Fly (extended version) - The Crow Quartet (Dumbo soundtrack)
Gerald McBoing Boing And The Circus Elephant Boy - Cricketones
The Circus Song - Jim Kweskin Jug Band [skip in record]
Elephant Song - Steve Mann & The Freak Show
There Was A Fungus Among Us - Terry Noland
Music Music Music - Teresa Brewer
Hipster's Blues Opus No. 7 1/2 - Harry Hipster Gibson
Twelve Days Of Christmas - Mushroom Tab. Choir
Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy - Andrews Sisters
I Made A Fool Of Myself Over John Foster Dulles - Carol Burnett
Henry Kissinger - Ed Sanders
You've Gotta Eat Your Spinach - Shirley Temple
The Noisy Eater - Jerry Lewis
Your Feet's Too Big - The Ink Spots
If I Didn't Care - The Ink Spots
Oh Red - The Ink Spots
My Prayer - The Ink Spots
The Honey-Earthers - Stan Freberg & Daws Butler
Silhouettes - Andy Griffith
Alone At A Drive In Movie (w/ spoken intro) - Grease Original Cast
Hooray For Captain Spaulding - Groucho Marx
Nina-Kocka-Nina - The Dinks
Beans In My Ears - Serendipity Singers
Money - Big Jim Buchanan
Deep Elem Blues - Shelton Bros. (Bob & Joe)
The Love-In - Sheb Wooley
Back When My Hair Was Short - Gun Hill Road
Sunset Symphony - Sonny/People Of Sunset
South Street (brief excerpt) - Orlons
Pot Party - Teenage Rebellion Soundtrack
The Love-In (ending only) - Sheb Wooley
Buzz The Fuzz - Biff Rose
Merry Go Round - Wild Man Fischer
They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV
I Got Loaded - Peppermint Harris
Snootful Of Snow - Allen & Grier
Spoonful Of Sugar (excerpt?) - Marni Nixon
Mr. Sandman - Chordettes
Mairzy Doats - Bobby Beers w/ Lawrence Welk & His Orchestra
We're Gonna Have To Slap The Dirty Little Jap - Carson Robison
Old Man Atom - Sam Hinton
Hawaiian War Chant - Spike Jones & His Wacky Wakakians
Skokiaan - The Four Lads
Big Rock Candy Mountain - Haywire Mac
Siam - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Siamese Cat Song - Disney soundtrack
Banjoreno - Dixieland Jug Blowers
Song Of The Woodpecker - Billy Mitchell
I'm The Sexiest Gal In Town - Ruth Wallis
Diddy Wah Diddy - Blind Blake
I Wish I Were A Fairy - John Ryan
"that's all folks"
#5 I Love Onions - Susan Christie
#4 Delicious! - Jim Backus & Friend
#3 Davy's Dinghy - Ruth Wallis
Hawaiian War Chant (brief excerpt) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#2 Big Ten Inch Record - Bull "Moose" Jackson
#1 William Tell Overture - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
CLOSING: Sugar Blues - Clyde McCoy