Open That Can

I had a cat named Princess Anne
And I fed my cat in the frying pan
Cat goes "open that can"
Meow Meow open that can, cat goes open that can
Meow Meow open that can, cat goes open that can

I had a fish, my heart's delight
I'd drop the food in every night
Fish goes "bulb-bu-blup bulb-bu-blup"
Cat goes "open that can"
Meow Meow open that can, cat goes open that can
Meow Meow open that can, cat goes open that can

I had a dog with a coat sublime,
And my dog was hungry all the time
Dog goes "now now"
Fish goes "bulb-bu-blup bulb-bu-blup"
Cat goes "open that can"
Meow Meow open that can, cat goes open that can
Meow Meow open that can, cat goes open that can

I had a man I knew like a book
And I fed my man in the breakfast nook.
Man goes "beans again?"
Dog goes "now now"
Fish goes "bulb-bu-blup bulb-bu-blup"
Cat goes "open that can"
Meow Meow open that can, cat goes open that can
Meow Meow open that can, cat goes open that can

I had an adolescent son
And I tried to feed him on the run
Son goes "I'll get a big Mac"
Man goes "beans again?"
Dog goes "now now"
Fish goes "bulb-bu-blup bulb-bu-blup"
Cat goes "open that can"
Meow Meow open that can, cat goes open that can
Meow Meow open that can, cat goes open that can

I had a little girl, the apple of my eye
And all she'd eat was chocolate pie
Girl goes "Ew, that's gross"
Boy goes "I'll get a big Mac"
Man goes "beans again?"
Dog goes "now now"
Fish goes "bulb-bu-blup bulb-bu-blup"
Cat goes "open that can"
Meow Meow open that can, cat goes open that can
Meow Meow open that can, cat goes open that can

I had my mother-in-law to tea,
She wishes her son hadn't married me
Mom goes "Hmmm. Tough pastry. Ah-ha ha ha ha ha."
Girl goes "Ew, that's gross"
Boy goes "I'll get a big Mac"
Man goes "beans again?"
Dog goes "now now"
Fish goes "bulb-bu-blup bulb-bu-blup"
Cat goes "open that can"
Meow Meow open that can, cat goes open that can
Meow Meow open that can, cat goes open that can

I had baby to be fulfilled
And she enjoys what she ain't spilled
Baby goes "{crash}"
Mom goes "Tough pastry?"
Girl goes "Ew, that's gross"
Boy goes "I'll get a big Mac"
Man goes "beans again?"
Dog goes "now now"
Fish goes "bulb-bu-blup bulb-bu-blup"
Cat goes "Hey Nancy there,
Stop pickin' your banjo
And get out here in the kitchen
And rattle 'dem pots and pans
And
OPEN THAT CAN."