Elvis is Everywhere

by Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper
entered by Dave Rossi (dprossi@webspan.net) a/k/a "Elvis"

When I look out into your eyes out there
When I look out into your faces
You know what I see?
I see a little bit of Elvis
In each and every one of you out there
Let me tell ya
Weeeeeeeeeellllllll

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king
Man oh man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Elvis is everywhere, man
He's in everything
He's in everybody

Elvis is in your jeans
He's in your cheeseburgers
Elvis is in Nutty Buddies
Elvis is in your mom
He's in everybody
He's in the young, the old,
The fat, the skinny,
The white, the black
The brown and the blue
People got Elvis in 'em too

Elvis is in everybody out there
Everybody's got Elvis in 'em
Everybody except one person that is
Yeah, one person
The evil opposite of Elvis
The Anti-Elvis
Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in 'em,
Let me tell ya

Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him

Yeah, and Elvis is in Joan Rivers
But he's tryin' to get out, man
He's tryin' to get out
Listen up Joanie Baby

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king
Man oh man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Man, there's a lot of unexplained phenomenon
Out there in the world
Lot of things people say
"What the heck's going on?"
Let me tell ya

Who built the pyramids?
ELVIS!
Who built Stonehenge?
ELVIS!

Yeah, man you see guys
Walkin' down the street
Pushin' shopping carts
And you think they're talking to Allah
Or talking to themselves
Man, no they're talking to ELVIS!
ELVIS! ELVIS!

You know what's going on in that Bermuda Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Triangle
Elvis needs boats
Elvis needs boats
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis needs boats

Aahh. The Sailing Elvis
Captain Elvis
Commodore Elvis it is

Yeah man, you know people from outer space
People from outer space they come up to me
They don't look like Doctor Spock
They don't look like Klingons
All that Star Trek jive
They look like Elvis
ELVIS!
Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis
Cause Elvis is a perfect being
We're all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness

Soon all will become Elvis
Everything everywhere will be Elvis
Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It's really Elvislution
Elvislution

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king
Man oh man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

That's right, ladies and gentlemen,
The time has come!
Time has come to talk to that little bit of Elvis inside of ya.
Talk to it!
Call it up!
Say, "Elvis, heal me!
Save me, Elvis!
Make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light."

That's right,
You got that Elvis inside of ya
And he's talkin' to ya
He says he wants you to sing!
Everybody gotta sing like the King.
Uh huh huh.
Uh huh huh.
Like the King.
Uh huh huh.

Get that leg goin' now.
Uh huh huh.
And get your lip too.
Uh huh huh.
Not no fool Billy Idol lip either!
Uh huh huh.
Everybody!
Uh huh huh.

Yeah, we're rockin' now.
Uh huh huh.
Elvis is with us.
Uh huh huh.
He's with us and he's speakin' to us.
He says, "Peoples!"
Uh huh huh.
He says, "Peoples!"
Uh huh huh.
"Everybody!"
Uh huh huh.
"Everybody gotta sing!"

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king
Man oh man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king
Man oh man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me

Elvis!

Thank you man.


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