by "Weird Al" Yankovic

available on Pokémon The Movie 2000: The Power Of One - Music From And Inspired By The Motion Picture

Krabby, Snubble, Venonat,
Mankey, Chansey, and Zubat.
Slowking, Ditto, Butterfree,
Lugia, and Caterpie.

Oddish, Poliwag, Goldeen,
Elekid, and Nidoqueen.
Victreebel and Magneton.
Everybody Polkamon!

Aerodactyl, Seel, Machoke,
Marill, Moltres, and Slowpoke.
Articuno, Ditto, Muk,
Flareon, and ol' Psyduck.

Cloyster, Kingler, Shellder, Gloom,
Snorlax, and of course Vileplume.
Zapdos and Charmeleon.
Everybody Polkamon!

It's time to polka,
For Ponyta and Pidgey too.
Come on, put on your lederhosen,
And try not to step on little Pikachu.

You better grab yourself a partner,
Like Tentacruel or Bulbasaur.
Hold on a minute,
There's still at least a hundred and twenty-seven more.

Including Ladyba and Omastar.
Jynx, Bellossom, and Magmar.
Geodude and Arcanine.
Jigglypuff and Mr. Mime.

Don't forget about Sandslash,
Exeggcute, and Rapidash.
Lickitung and Porygon.
Everybody Polkamon!

Everybody Polkamon!

Everybody Polkamon!

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