This file is courtesy of the Demented Music Database at dmdb.org
["Helena Polka" (Al's version of traditional song)]
(instrumental section)
["bad guy" by Billie Eilish]
So you're a tough guy,
Like it really rough guy,
Just can't get enough guy,
Chest always so puffed guy.
I'm that bad type,
Make you mama sad type,
Make your girlfriend mad type,
Might seduce your dad type.
I'm the bad guy. (DUH!)
["Hello" by Adele]
So, hello from the other side.
I musta called a thousand times
To tell you
I'm sorry for breaking your heart,
But it don't matter,
It clearly doesn't tear apart
Anymore.
["Flowers" by Miley Cyrus]
I can buy myself flowers,
Write my name in the sand,
Talk to myself for hours, (yibbidy yibbidy)
Say things you don't understand.
I can take myself dancing,
And I can hold my own hand.
Yeah, I can love me better than
You can.
["We Don't Talk About Bruno" by Carolina Gaitán, Mauro Castillo, Adassa, Rhenzy Feliz, Diane Guerrero, Stephanie Beatriz and Cast (of Encanto)]
We don't talk about Bruno,
No no no.
We don't talk about Bruno.
["vampire" by Olivia Rodrigo]
I used to think I was smart,
But you made me look so naive
The way you sold me for parts,
You sunk your teeth into me.
You're a bloodsucker, (bleh)
Dream crusher,
Bleeding me dry like a gosh darn vampire.
["Old Town Road" by Lil Nas X]
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to old town road.
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more.
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road.
(Kio Kio) I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more.
Can't nobody tell me nothing.
You can't me nothing. (No!)
Can't nobody tell me nothing.
["Despacito" by Luis Fonsi f/ Daddy Yankee]
Despacito,
Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito.
Deja que te diga cosas al oído,
Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo.
["Shape Of You" by Ed Sheeran]
Mmm mmm mmm
I'm in love with the shape of you.
We push and pull like a magnet do,
Everyday discovering something brand new.
I'm in love with your body.
(Oh I, oh I, oh I, oh I)
I'm in love with your body.
(Oh I, oh I, oh I, oh I)
Yodel-o-de-lay-de-hoo
["Uptown Funk" by Mark Ronson f/ Bruno Mars]
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to ya.
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to ya.
Saturday night and we in the spot.
Don't believe me, just watch.
(Hey!)
["WAP" by Cardi B f/ Megan Thee Stallion]
I want ya to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage.
Yeah ya messin' with some [water drip, donkey bray, cat wail].
Bring a bucket and a mop for this [water drip, donkey bray, cat wail].
Give me everything you've got for this [water drip, donkey bray, cat wail].
I'm talkin' WAP, WAP, WAP, that's some [water drip, donkey bray, cat wail].
["thank u, next" by Ariana Grande]
Thank you, next.
Thank you, next.
Thank you, next.
I'm so super grateful for my ex.
Thank you, next.
Thank you, next.
Thank you, next.
Super duper grateful for my ex.
["Shake It Off" by Taylor Swift]
I stay out too late,
Got nothing in my brain.
That's what people say.
That's what people say.
'Cause the player's gonna play, play, play, play, play,
And the hater's gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake,
I shake it off,
Shake it off.
Heartbreaker's gonna break, break, break, break, break,
And the faker's gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake.
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake,
I shake it off,
Shake it off.
["Ear Booker Polka" music by Al Yankovic]
That's right, I'm gonna shake it off!
Gonna shake it off!
Watch me shake it off!
Shake shake shake it off!
(Hey!)