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The Dr. Demento Show #99-32 - August 8, 1999

Special Topic: the shortest funny songs ever sung

Summertime Blues - Eddie Cochran
Web Surfin' - The Stanford Fleet Street Singers
Internet Man - Meri Wilson

Circular Impression - The Extras
Magic Mini-Van - Sean Morey
Demented News With Whimsical Will

2001 Sprach Kazoostra - The Temple City Kazoo Orchestra
26 Second Song - Shel Silverstein
The Shortest Song In The World - Kenny Price
This Song - Barry & The Bookbinders
Peter Percival Patterson's Pet Pig Porky - The Monkees
Zilch - The Monkees
Her Majesty - The Beatles
The History Of Rock'n'Roll - Andy Partridge
I Like Food - Descendents
Bear In There - Shel Silverstein
The Slitheree-Dee - Shel Silverstein
Ballad Of Spiro Agnew - John Denver
Money Song - Monty Python
Little Boxes - The Womenfolk
A Cowboy Needs A Horse - Roy Rogers
A Cowboy Needs A Horse - "Rhino Brothers"
Batteries Not Included - Sparks

Stars And Stripes Forever - Crazy Rick's Psychedelic American Flea Band
Andy The Dentist - Thunderclap Newman
I'm Happy - Ivor Cutler
Football - Eric Idle & Neil Innes
Chinese Mother Goose Rhymes: Pat-A-Cake - Chick Bullock
Moisture - The Residents
I Shot Bambi's Mother - The Frantics
I Had Sex With E.T. - Barnes & Barnes
I Got A Camera - Wild Man Fischer
The French Mistake - Mel Brooks
I Ain't Heard You Play No Blues - Steve Goodman
Dave - Cheech & Chong
Little Toot - MacLean & MacLean
I Love Beans - Space Ghost

Sophomoric Philosophy - Champaign College Drones
Frozen Embryos - 3 Guys From Hollywood
Elmer Fudd Sings Bruce Springsteen ("Fire") - Robin Williams
Frazzled - Dale Gonyea
#5 Cup Cakes - Terri "Cup Cake" O'Mason
#4 Them Moose Goosers - Mason Williams
#3 Someone Ate The Baby - Shel Silverstein
#2 I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On The Radio - Monty Python
#1 Happy Boy - The Beat Farmers
An Average Song - Allan Sherman

Benny Bell interview excerpts from show #82-46

Shaving Cream - Benny Bell (Vocal: Benny Bell!)
Benny Bell interview excerpt from show #82-46

#5 Eat It - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#4 The Ballad Of Irving - Frank Gallop

#3 Hey Phantom Menace! - Whimsical Will
#2 Pretty Fly For A Rabbi - "Weird Al" Yankovic

#1 The Saga Begins - "Weird Al" Yankovic
next week: dog show