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The Dr. Demento Show #99-31 - August 1, 1999

Special Topic: Dr. Demento's zoo

Internet Man - Meri Wilson
Obscene Phone Bust - Hudson & Landry
It's All About The Pentiums - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Dare To Be Stupid - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Beep Beep - The Playmates
What Would Brian Boitano Do? - from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
We Love Barney Fife - Guns N' Moses
Demented News With Whimsical Will (f/ The Doctor Demento Story)

The Boyfriend Song - Victoria Jackson
Livin' Libido Loca - Capitol Steps
My First Porno - Ghettobillies
My Home Town (original studio version) - Tom Lehrer

'Tain't No Sin (To Take Off Your Skin And Dance Around In Your Bones) - Lee Morse & Her Blue Grass Boys
Eulogy - Lester McFwap
Oh Pretty Beer (edit) - The Happy Schnapps Combo

The Worst Of The Town (The Most Of The Town) - Stan Freberg & Daws Butler
Harry The Hairy Ape - Ray Stevens
Baby Snakes - Frank Zappa
The Gnu Song - John Lithgow
The Lion And Albert - Stanley Holloway

Pandas - Corky & The Juice Pigs
Animal Square Dance - Emo Philips
The Circus Song - The Jim Kweskin Jug Band
Nellie The Elephant - Toy Dolls

#5 99 Dead Baboons - Tim Cavanagh
#4 Another One Rides the Bus - "Weird Al" Yankovic

#3 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
#2 Pretty Fly For A Rabbi - "Weird Al" Yankovic

#1 The Saga Begins - "Weird Al" Yankovic
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