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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KSCA) - March 5, 1995

NOTE: This broadcast was taped for national distribution by On The Radio Broadcasting three weeks later as show 95-13, except "Fat" was removed.
Special Topic: caffeine
Stress - Jim Infantino
Buying A Bed - Monty Python
Hell Froze Over Today - The Foremen

Fat - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Lasagna - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Lady Of Spain (excerpt) - Dick Contino
We're An Accordion Band - Those Darn Accordions
Dead - Harry Jeremy

Demented News With Whimsical Will
 Newt Or Bob - Tim Cavanagh
O. J. Oh! - Loose Bruce Kerr
The Banana Boat Song - Stan Freberg
John Shilikashvili - Tim Cavanagh

School Cafeteria - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Too Many Restaurants - David Kleiner
You People Are Fat - The Frantics
Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein

Shaving Cream (live vocal) - Dr. D & Benny Bell Orchestra
Singing In The Bathtub - Dick Robertson
Warm Leatherette - The Normal

The Coffee Song - Frank Sinatra
Another Cuppa Coffee - Mr. Elk & Mr. Seal
Coffee - Rob Grayson
Java Jive - Ink Spots
Caffeine Zombie - Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
Have Another Espresso - Shel Silverstein

Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex
#5 Existential Blues Pt. Too - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus

#4 Microsoft Word - Paul Anderson
#3 Lunchlady Land - Adam Sandler
#2 Squirrels - The Beastly Boys

#1 Star Trekkin' - The Firm
next week: some of the most demented songs in television history, along with some funny songs about television