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The Dr. Demento Show #84-07 - February 12, 1984

Special Topic: the world-premiere of the brand new single by "Weird Al" Yankovic; love and romance and sex (in honor of Valentine's Day)

Delicious! - Jim Backus & Friend
Let's Do It - Noel Coward

If I Had A Nose Full Of Nickels - Lou Carter
Locked In The Closet With You (new version) - SuLu
Boogie - John Hartford
Love In Bloom - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Almost Degraded - The Cornball Express
Say That We're Sweethearts Again - Dorothy Shay

Big Ten Inch Record - Bull "Moose" Jackson w/ Tiny Bradshaw's Orchestra
My Bicycle Tillie - Bill Samuels
Davy's Dinghy - Ruth Wallis
I Wanna Kiss Her - Tim Cavanagh

Love Poems: "To The Lovely Juanita Beasley" - Andy Griffith
Trade Description Act - Monty Python
Need A Little Sugar In My Bowl - Bessie Smith
Don't Go Down To The Fallout Shelter (With Anyone Else But Me) - Tom Fenton & Ice-Nine

Eat It - "Weird Al" Yankovic
She's Big And Round - The Pardon Us Four
I Love You Because You're Fat - Rick Segall

Our Hour (The Puppy Love Song) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
The Birds And The Bees - Rowan & Martin
I Love Me - Mel Blanc

Mediocre Mama - Doug Robinson
When I Turn Off The Living Room Light - The Kinks
#5 The Ballad Of Irving ("10 gallon" version) - Frank Gallop

#4 Ice Box Man - George Carlin
#3 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! (Demented Mix) - Napoleon XIV
#2 I Love Rocky Road - "Weird Al" Yankovic

#1 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
next week: we exercise in dementia - work out!