No complete tape of this show has been found in the Demento Archives. If you have a copy, please let me know!

playlist courtesy of The Dr. Demento Show

The Dr. Demento Show (on KMET) - May 22, 1983

NOTE: This show was pre-taped because Dr. Demento was on tour with "Weird Al" Yankovic.
NOTE: This was the last 4-hour Dr. Demento Show aired on KMET.
Ajax Liquor Store - Hudson & Landry
Splish Splash - Bobby Darin

Saturday Night Fish Fry - Louis Jordan
Boogie Till You Puke - Root Boy Slim
That Cat Is High - Manhattan Transfer

Wally Ballou And The Glass Fruit Factory - Bob & Ray
Hostility Rag - Jack E. Leonard
Up Your Nose - Gabriel Kaplan
Bicycle Race - Queen

Daisy Bell - Frank Luther
Bicycle Wreck - Jacoby Bros.
Terry Keeps His Clips On - Vivian Stanshall
Pushbike Song - Mixtures
Bike - Pink Floyd
Bicycle Seat - Max Splodge
My Bicycle Tillie - Bill Samuels

Wet Dream - Max Romeo
Raspberry Song - Goons

What A Gas - Julius Schmidt Dirt Band
The Eggplant That Ate Chicago - Dr. West's Medicine Show & Junk Band
Stinky Breath - Dr. Badbreath
Delicious! - Jim Backus & Friend

I Feel Like I'm Fixin' To Die Rag - Country Joe & The Fish
Romping Through The Swamp - Dave Van Ronk & The Hudson Dusters
Hungry Freaks Daddy - The Mothers Of Invention
Kill For Peace - Fugs

Boobs A Lot - Fugs
Dirty Old Man - Fugs
Ramses Is Dead, My Love - Fugs
Henry Kissinger - Ed Sanders

The Nixorcist - Perfectly Clear

I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead - "Weird Al" Yankovic
We Are Dead - Dale Gonyea
Cats - Barnes & Barnes
I Love My Cat's Meow - Donnie Barron

I Hate Cats - Kitty & The Catatonics
I Hate Cats - Harry Waller
The Cat Came Back - John Greenway
Tom Cat Blues - Cliff Carlisle
Nicky, The Talking Cat - Nicky

I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat - Mel Blanc
Siamese Cat Song - Dave Stewart & Barbara Gaskin
The Persian Kitten - Phil Harris
Pussy Pussy Pussy - Light Crust Doughboys
My Girl's Pussy - R. Crumb
Friends - Police

Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: Elegie - Art Tatum
#10 The Rodeo Song - Showdown

#9 It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman
#8 Ain't We Crazy - Haywire Mac
#7 Teenage Romance - Stuart Paul

#6 I Love Rocky Road - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#5 Gilligan's Island (Stairway) - Little Roger & The Goosebumps
EXTRA: Robert Hilburn - Damaskas
#4 Moose Turd Pie - Utah Phillips
EXTRA: Hawaiian War Chant - Spike Jones

#3 The Scotsman - Bryan Bowers
#2 I Like - Heathen Dan
EXTRA: Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh - Shel Silverstein
#1 Ricky - "Weird Al" Yankovic
EXTRA: Big Balls - AC/DC [may not have been played]
EXTRA: No Anchovies Please - J. Geils Band [may not have been played]
EXTRA: Big Bad Bill Is Sweet William Now - Van Halen [may not have been played]
EXTRA: Cocaine Decisions - Frank Zappa [may not have been played]