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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - March 27, 1983 (6p-10p)

Poisoning Pigeons In The Park (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer
Springtime For Hitler - Mel Brooks

Leader Of The Bland - Dan Hart
It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman
Chicago - Abysmal Peptos
Manana (Is Soon Enough For Me) - Peggy Lee

Walkin' In My Winter Underwear - Boreson & Setterberg
Eskimo Skit - Uncle Mikie's Clubhouse
Stinky Breath - Dr. Badbreath
Put Down Yr Cigarette Rag - Allen Ginsberg

I Love My Cat's Meow - Donnie Barren
My Girl's Pussy - R. Crumb & His Cheap Suit Serenaders
Alphabet Song - The Three Stooges
A Tale Of The Cheese - Murry K. Hill
1200 Hamburgers To Go - Don Imus
Chicken Wings - John, Dan & The Chicken Wing Band

The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television (censored) - George Carlin

Muleskinner Blues - The Fendermen
The Whip - The Creeps
The Masochism Tango (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer
Campus Rules - The Four Preps

Buffalo - Milton Berle
Gentry's Gin - Doodles Weaver
Wines/"Jack" - Robin Williams

Booger Song - Slim Beltbuckle
Hit By A Car - Eddie Murphy
Outside The Hospital - Wild Man Fischer
A Little More Gauze - Nichols & May

The Ballad Of Bloody Guts - Zilch Fletcher
Peeping Tom - Montezuma's Revenge

Steven Spielberg, Give Me Some Of Your Money - Punsters
Money - Big Jim Buchanan
Ballad Of Scott Ehrlich - Barnes & Barnes
The Tijuana Jail - The Kingston Trio

Monologue (Pretty And The Wolf) - Duke Ellington
Elmer Fudd Sings Bruce Springsteen ("Fire") - Robin Williams
Star Turn On 45 (Pints) - Star Turn On 45 (Pints)
The Piano Has Been Drinking - Tom Waits

Too Fat Polka - Arthur Godfrey
A Song Of Old Hawaii - Arthur Godfrey
Ukulele Song - Arthur Godfrey
All Right Louie, Drop The Gun - Arthur Godfrey
I'm A Lonely Little Petunia In An Onion Patch - Arthur Godfrey
Seems Like Old Times - Arthur Godfrey theme

Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: St. James Infirmary - George E. Lee & His Orchestra
#10 What Noise Annoys A Noisy Oyster - Neil Innes

#9 The Scotsman - Bryan Bowers
#8 I Love You Because You're Fat - Rick Segall
#7 I Like - Heathen Dan

#6 Circular Impression - The Extras
#5 Kinko The Clown - Ogden Edsl
#4 It's Still Billy Joel To Me - "Weird Al" Yankovic

#3 The Little Man - Barnes & Barnes
#2 Earache My Eye Featuring Alice Bowie - Cheech & Chong
#1 The Dentist - Bill Cosby
next week: two top tens (including the oldest top ten that I have, from April 1972); celebrate my birthday