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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - December 27, 1981 (6p-10p)

Special Topic: Dr. Demento's Funny 50

#50 Disco Toilet - Hersh & Chipkin
#49 The Ballad Of Irving ("10 gallon" version) - Frank Gallop

#48 General Hospi-Tale - The Afternoon Delights
#47 I Gotta Get A Fake I.D. - Barnes & Barnes w/ Friends
#46 Sister Mary Elephant - Cheech & Chong
#45 Japanese Banana - David Seville & The Chipmunks
#44 A Pervert's Life - Fermisht
#43 It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman
#42 Fernando - Stanley Ralph Ross
#41 Suicide Is Painless - The Mash

#40 Too Young To Date - D-Day
#39 Gilligan's Island (Stairway) - Little Roger & The Goosebumps
#38 Making Love In A Subaru - Damaskas
#37 Adolescence Is The Pits - Damaskas
"Bette Davis Eyes" Montage: Bette Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes/Bette Davis Eyes - Jackie DeShannon/Jimmy Durante Nose - Vince Sanchez/Colonel Sanders Thighs - Rotunda/#36 Marty Feldman Eyes - Bruce "Baby Man" Baum

#35 The Smoke-Off - Shel Silverstein
#34 Sweet Transvestite - Tim Curry
EXTRA: I Got It From Agnes - Robin Ray
#33 Let's Make A Dope Deal - Cheech & Chong
#32 The Rodeo Song - Showdown

#31 Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television - George Carlin
#30 It's Not Nice To Fool Mother Nature - Dan Murphy [w/ miscue beforehand]

#29 Religion And Politics Ya-Ta-Ta! Ya-Ta-Ta! (lightly censored) - Scott Beach
#28 Stop Draggin' My Car Around - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#27 Shaving Cream (live vocal from show 81-52) - Dr. Demento w/ The Westwood Tubercular Choir
#26 Number One - Damaskas

#25 Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) - Allan Sherman
#24 I Like - Heathen Dan
#23 Super-Duper Man - Dickie Goodman
#22 The Birds And The Bees - Rowan & Martin

#21 Tight Jeans - SuLu
#20 The Elements (live) - Tom Lehrer

#19 Ralph And Herbie - Cheech & Chong [with brief accidental excerpt of Locked In The Closet With You (new version) - Sulu in the middle]
#18 Commercials On 45 - Stevens & Grdnic
#17 Locked In The Closet With You (new version) - SuLu
Mr. Billboard
#16 Shock Treatment - Richard O'Brien

#15 (Bleep)ies And Beer - Frank Zappa
#14 Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce
#13 I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#12 Pencil Neck Geek (w/ epilogue) - Fred Blassie

#11 Space Invaders - Uncle Vic
#10 Big Balls - AC/DC
#9 Happy Birthday - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#8 Time Warp - Rocky Horror Picture Show
#7 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
#6 Moose Turd Pie - Utah Phillips
#5 Earache My Eye Featuring Alice Bowie - Cheech & Chong
#4 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes

#3 Another One Rides The Bus - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#2 Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
EXTRA: Happy New Year - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#1 Yoda - "Weird Al" Yankovic
next week: George Carlin will be our guest