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The Dr. Demento Show #80-13 - March 30, 1980

The Hi-Fi Blues - Eddie Lawrence
The Funny Old Phonograph (excerpt) - Guy Lombardo
When Father Laid The Carpet On The Stairs - Billy Murray
Mongoloid (original version) - Devo

Let's Talk Dirty To The Animals - Gilda Radner
Nuke The Whales - The Fleshapoids
Kinko The Clown - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band

Locked In The Closet With You - SuLu
What Is A One - Zanies
Numbers - Bobby Bare
It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier (live) - Tom Lehrer

What Are You Squawkin' About? - Carson Robison
Sunday Driving - Jerry Lewis

Rosie Don't Bang On The Piano - Cliff Ferré w/ The Cafe Society Quintet
Test Tube Baby - Jim Jewell
Someone Ate The Baby - Shel Silverstein
A Modest Proposal - Jonathan King

"Sports" - Gallagher
Flight Of The Bumblebee (excerpt) - Spike Jones
Marijuana Munchies - Troy Walker
Flight Of The Bumblebee (brief excerpt) - Spike Jones
Let's All Have Another Beer - Karl & Harty
Flight Of The Bumblebee (brief excerpt) - Spike Jones
The Piano Has Been Drinking - Tom Waits

#5 Disco Toilet - Hersh & Chipkin
#4 My Radiation - The Nukes

#3 Fat Man's Prayer - Victor Buono
EXTRA: Obese Man - The Ladmo Trio
#2 The Ballad Of Irving ("schlepping" version) - Frank Gallop
EXTRA: Irving - Johnny Brandon

#1 The Masochism Tango (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer