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The Dr. Demento Show #94 - May 16, 1976

Special Topic: lots of vegetarian dementia and carnivorous dementia

Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
Big Bear Lake - Mel Blanc
Song Of The Sewer - Art Carney
Gitarzan - Ray Stevens

Rutabaga Boogie - Paul Shelasky & His Musical Zombies
Vegetables - The Beach Boys
Call Any Vegetable (Mothermania edit) - The Mothers Of Invention

Boy Wonder I Love You - Burt Ward f/ Frank Zappa
Everyone Says I Love You - Groucho Marx

Radio Impressions - Arnold Johnson & His Orchestra
You Have To Be Slightly Crazy To Be On The Radio - Ray Bolger & Verna Felton
Elderly Man River - Stan Freberg & Daws Butler
The Men From S.A.C.O.N. - The Brothers-in-Law

Safari (a/k/a My Sister's Nose) (live in studio from show #89) - Peter Alsop
Carnival Of Venice - Jack Oakie w/ Don Bestor & His Band
Beans - The Funnyboners

My Bonnie Lass She Smelleth - PDQ Bach
Them Poems: Them Sticker Getters/Them Hog Liver Likers/Them Duck Pluckers/Them Moose Goosers - Jim Connor
You Can't Judge A Book By Its Hair - The Credibility Gap

The Teen Commandments - Paul Anka-Geo. Hamilton IV-Johnny Nash
The Romper Room Do-Bee Song - anonymous
Der Fuehrer's Face - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Laughing Song - Henry Klauser
The Cheese Shop - Monty Python

Black And Blue Danube Waltz. Paris Symphony (Texas) - Spike Jones
Don't Leave Your Records In The Sun - John Hartford

Harvey And Sheila - Allan Sherman
When You Are Old And Grey (live) - Tom Lehrer

I Love Your Toes - SuLu
#5 Argument Clinic - Monty Python
#4 Mr. Custer - Larry Verne

#3 Who's On First - Abbott & Costello
EXTRA: Van Lingle Mungo - Dave Frishberg
Most Demented City - Atlanta, Georgia: Atlanta, G.A. - Shep Fields & His Rippling Rhythm Orchestra
#2 It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman

#1 Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent - Jef Jaisun