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The Dr. Demento Show #76 - January 11, 1976

The Bumble Bee Invaded A Nudist Colony - Billy Mitchell
The Dirty Old Man - Jim Backus
I'm A Lonely Little Petunia In An Onion Patch - Two Ton Baker
Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue - Allan Sherman
The Dirty Old Man (brief excerpt) - Jim Backus

Argument Clinic - Monty Python
Suicide Is Painless - The M.A.S.H.
Ugga Ugga Boo Ugga Boo Boo Ugga - Spike Jones

Please Mother, Don't Stab Father With The Bread Knife poem written by Robert W. Service - sung by Dr. Demento w/ autoharp accompaniment
Madalena Hadalena - The Marshmellows

What, Me Worry - Alfred E. Neuman
The Funniest Song In The World - Groucho Marx
Ain't We Crazy - Haywire Mac

Chew Tobacco Rag - Spade Cooley
The Speck - Larry Verne
Two Black Crows, Part 7 - Moran & Mack

The Man On Page 602 - Zoot Fenster
Boogie - John Hartford

It's In The Book - Johnny Standley
(Hello Dr. D, Will You Play A Song For Me?) (phone call) - Ron Medfin (sp?) from Norwood, MA
There Is A Tavern In The Town - Wally Cox

Transfusion - Nervous Norvus
The Old Sow Song - Rudy Vallee/Cyril Smith
Stash City High School - Mathis & Hillyer

Be Prepared (original studio version) - Tom Lehrer
Humoresque In C Major - Benny Bell
Them Poems - Jim Connor

Stardrek - Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara
#5 Junk Food Junkie - Larry Groce
#4 The Ballad Of Irving ("schlepping" version) - Frank Gallop [started at 45 rpm instead of 33 1/3 rpm]

#3 Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) - Allan Sherman
Third Most Demented City - Sacramento, California: Sacramento - Hoagy Carmichael
Second Most Demented City - Seattle/Tacoma, Washington: Mention My Name In Sheboygan - Beatrice Kay
Most Demented City - Oklahoma City: Oklahoma Hills - Jack Guthrie
#2 It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman

#1 Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent - Jef Jaisun