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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - March 24, 1974 (6p-10p)

NOTE: This same show, including the same top ten, aired a week later on KZOK in Seattle.
OPENING: Pico And Sepulveda - Jon Schwartz
Drunkard's Waltz - Martin Mull
Cocktails For Two - Spike Jones & His City Slickers

Cocktails For Two - Jonathan & Darlene Edwards
I'm Nuts About Screwy Music - Peter "Snake Hips" Dean
Jackie - The Swingers
I'm The Greek Ambassador - George Givot

'Tain't What You Do (It's The Way That You Do It) - Fats Waller
The Story Of Johnny Appleseed (excerpt with two songs) - Dennis Day
"Who knows what depths....."
Barney Google - Billy Jones & Ernest Hare

Popeye, The Sailor Man - Billy Costello
Davy's Dinghy - Ruth Wallis
Casey At The Bat - DeWolf Hopper
Jesus Christ Football Star - Martin Mull [accidentally started at 45 rpm, then slowed down to 33 1/3 rpm]

Intoxicated Rat - Dixon Brothers
Ice Cubes And Beer - Ray Budzilek & The Boys In The Band
Duck's Yas Yas - Good Tone Banjo Boys
Life Gets Tee-jus, Don't It? - Carson Robison

When You Ride A Bicycle - Frank Luther
You Gotta Eat Your Spinach - Shirley Temple

Three Little Fishies - Spike Jones & His City Slickers

The Last Blast Of The Blasted Bugler - Sonny Gianotta w/ Tommy Cardinale & Phil Cammarata
Turkish Delight (part 1) - Ray Noble & His New Mayfair Orchestra
Volkswagen spot - Firesign Theatre
Turkish Delight (part 2) - Ray Noble & His New Mayfair Orchestra
No News or What Killed The Dog - Nat M. Wills

The Ballad Of Rick (Don't Call Me Ricky Cause I'm A Veteran) Nelson - Imus In The Morning
Boy Wonder I Love You - Burt Ward
How's Your Bird - Baby Ray & The Ferns

Mother's Lament - Cream
Piddlin' Pup - anonymous
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow/Nanook Rubs It - Frank Zappa

Aba Daba Honeymoon - Debbie Reynolds & Carleton Carpenter
The Noon Balloon To Rangoon - Nervous Norvus
Pat-A-Cake - Chick Bullock
The Freckle Song - Larry Vincent & His Look-Out Boys
Lydia, The Tattooed Lady - Groucho Marx

The Guy With The Voodoo - Fletcher Peck
Chew Tobacco Rag - Spade Cooley & His Fiddlin' Friends

Normal - Martin Mull

To The Lovely Juanita Beasley - Andy Griffith
My Baby's Got A Crush On Frankenstein - Soupy Sales
That's My Weakness Now - Helen Kane

All I Owe To Ioway - Dick Haymes
I Owe A Lot To Iowa Pot - Jerry Samuels
Oh What We Grow Down In Old Mexico - Crown City Four
Beans - Fletcher Peck
Der Fuehrer's Face - Spike Jones & His City Slickers

From The Indies To The Andes In His Undies - The Hoosier Hot Shots
Streakin' U.S.A. - Richard L. Clark
Come Streak With Me - Treasure
Ying Tong Song - The Goons

What Are You Squawkin' About - Carson Robison
One Meat Ball - Andrews Sisters
Nixon's The One - Vic Caesar Orchestra & Chorus
Tricky Dicky (played at 45 rpm instead of 33 1/3 rpm) - Country Joe MacDonald
Nixon's The One (ending only) - Vic Caesar Orchestra & Chorus
Shadrack - Louis Armstrong

Happy Birthday (to Major Chaos) (live in studio) - Dr. Demento w/ Jungle Judy
Birthday Cake Polka - Sheriff John
This Is Stereo...
The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins - Leonard Nimoy

Marahuana - Dave Harman & His Orchestra
Light Up - Barney Bigard
St. George And The Dragonet - Stan Freberg

Happy Birthday (to Major Chaos) (live in studio) - Captain Chaos & Jungle Judy
#10 Bounce Your Boobies - Rusty Warren
#9 Everything's Alright?! - Spike Jones, Jr.
#8 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV
#7 Poisoning Pigeons In The Park (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer
#6 Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent - Jef Jaisun

#5 Who Put The Benzedrine In Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine - Harry The Hipster
#4 Hello D.J. - Don Bowman
#3 Transfusion - Nervous Norvus

#2 Son Of Irving - Frank Gallop
#1 The Nixorcist - Perfectly Clear
CLOSING: Pico And Sepulveda - Jon Schwartz