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playlist courtesy of The Dr. Demento Show

The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - March 10, 1974 (6p-10p)

The Nixorcist - Perfectly Clear [played before opening]
Take Us To Your President - Jim Lowe [played before opening]
Come On-A My House - Rosemary Clooney
The Freckle Song - The Four Vagabonds

You Don't Know The Half Of It Dairy Blues - Fred Astaire w/ George Gershwin

The Great Old Bell - Marty Feldman
The Bird On My Head - David Seville
Let's Misbehave - Phil Saxe?
Captain Gorgeous - Peter? White

Sly Mongoose - Jack Sneed & His Sneezers
I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones - The Hoosier Hot Shots
I Wonder Who's Boogieing My Woogie Now - ? w/ Sam Theard on vocal
Cigareetes, Whuskey And Wild, Wild Women - Red Ingle & His Natural Seven

Loving You Has Made Me Bananas - Guy Marks
Three Little Fishies - Spike Jones & His City Slickers

The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins - Leonard Nimoy
Lydia, The Tattooed Lady - Groucho Marx
Stormy Weather - Harold Arlen
Reckless - Jean Harlowe
I'm No Angel - Mae West
Giving It To Mary - Cliff Edwards

On The Good Ship Lollipop - Shirley Temple
Beer Barrel Polka - Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band?
Light My Fire - The Templeton Twins f/ Teddy Turner & His Bunsen Burners
Out Of Gas - Meyer & Drake

Take Me Out To The Ball Game - Harvey Hindermeier?
Say Hey (The Willie Mays Song) - The Treniers
The Last Home Run - Babe Ruth?

The Fang - Nervous Norvus
Riders In The Sky - ?
Horses - Ernest Hare (or Billy Jones?)
Horses Don't Bet On People - Kay Kyser

Hospitality Blues - Arthur "Guitar Boogie" Smith [stick in record]
Dancing In The Nude - Martin Mull

College Life - Billy Murray
KMET Dr. D promo
Fireworks - Louis Armstrong/Earl Hines
Reefer Man - Cab Calloway
Oh, What We Grow Down In Old Mexico - Crown City Four

Her Petticoat Was Showing - Groucho Marx/Harry Ruby
Whatever It Is, I'm Against It - Groucho Marx
I Always Get My Man - Groucho Marx w/ Reginald Barlow
piano music from Monkey Business - Chicko Marx

Motel Time - Ted Shelton & His Bryan County Boys
Sleepy Time Gal - Nick Lucas
Mommy, Gimme A Drinka Water - Danny Kaye
My Mammy - Al Jolson

The Monkey And The Baboon - Lonnie Johnson/Spencer Williams/James P. Johnson
The Monkey That Became President - Tom T. Hall
The '68 Nixon (This Year's Model) - Denver, Boise & Johnson
Chloe - Spike Jones & His City Slickers

When Banana Skins Are Falling - The Odd Couple
The Dinghy Song - Ruth Wallis
Davy's Dinghy - Ruth Wallis

#10 Plexiglas Toilet - Styx
#9 Ya Wanna Buy A Bunny - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#8 Hello D.J. - Don Bowman
#7 Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent - Jef Jaisun [started at 45 rpm instead of 33 1/3 rpm]
#6 Hooray For Captain Spaulding - Groucho Marx
Hooray For Captain Spaulding (brief in-studio performance) - Captain Chaos
#5 Martian Hop - The Ran-Dells
#4 Martian March - The Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band
#3 Bounce Your Boobies - Rusty Warren
EXTRA: I Didn't Raise My Boy To Be A Soldier - Morton Harvey

#2 Baby Let Me Bang Your Box (Part I) - Doug Clark & The Nuts
#1 The Nixorcist - Perfectly Clear
CLOSING: Pico And Sepulveda - Jon Schwartz