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The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - September 2, 1973 (6p-10p)

Der Fuehrer's Face - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
The Real Batman - The Falling Stars
The Biggest Kanakas In Hawaii - Three Old Roosters
The Masochism Tango (live w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
Mack The Knife - Louis Armstrong
Cocaine Blues - Freddy Countryman

That's Easy To Say - Wilt "The Stilt" Chamberlain
Horses Don't Bet On People - Kay Kyser & His Orchestra
Barney Google (Brunswick version) - Billy Jones & Ernest Hare
Nincompoops Have All The Fun - Yogi Yorgesson
Pico And Sepulveda - Jon Schwartz

Ain't We Crazy - Haywire Radio Mac
Ain't It Great To Be Kookie - Tom Glazer
Split Level Head - Napoleon XIV
Drunkard Song - Rudy Vallee
Feelin' No Pain - The Red Heads

It Never Rains In Sunny California - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Broadway New York Song - anonymous
Sweet Violets - The Sweet Violet Boys

Woody Woodpecker - Mel Blanc w/ The Sportsmen
Poisoning Pigeons In The Park (live) - Tom Lehrer
Basketball Jones Featuring Tyrone Shoelaces - Cheech & Chong
Baby Let Me Bang Your Box - Doug Clark & The Nuts
Call Any Vegetable (Mothermania edit) (early fade) - The Mothers
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour On The Bedpost Over Night? - Lonnie Donegan & His Skiffle Group

Pico And Sepulveda - Yohlis & Greenberg
Powerhouse - Raymond Scott Quintet
2001 Polka - Martin Mull
Mairzy Doats - Mark IV
Praise The Lord And Pass The Ammunition - Nelson Eddy

Operation Blues - Homer Clemons & His Texas Swingbillies
Think You Need A Shot - Walter Davis
Wong Song - Larry Vincent & Look Out Boys
Chinese Mule Train - Spike Jones & His City Slickers

Animal Crackers In My Soup - Shirley Temple
I'm Just Wild About Animal Crackers - Irving Aaronson & His Commanders
I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones (later version) - Hoosier Hot Shots [started at 45 rpm instead of 33 1/3 rpm]
Polly Wolly Doodle - Shirley Temple

Pico And Sepulveda - Bob Hermansen
Alice - Freddie Fisher
Eloise - Kay Thompson
Rats In My Room - Leona Anderson
The Bird On My Head - David Seville
Show Me The Way To Go Home - Frank Crumit
Pico And Sepulveda - James Kranyak

Small Sad Sam - Phil McLean
Masculine Women, Feminine Men - Frank Harris
Good For Nothin' - Marlene Dietrich & Rosemary Clooney
Why Do Girls Wear Breeches - Karl & Harty
I Hate Men - Patrice Morrison from Kiss Me Kate Original Cast

The Thing - Phil Harris
So And So - Ken Nordine
Cohen At The Telephone - Barney Bernard
Pat-A-Cake - Chick Bullock
Song Of The Condemned - Radio Imps

Pico And Sepulveda - Eric Neilsen
Chickery Chick - Swing And Sway With Sammy Kaye
Yosemite Sam - Mel Blanc [ending repeated]
Mad Laughing Record - Staff Of Mad [record sticks in a few places]
Laugh And Be Happy - Sheriff John

Pico And Sepulveda - Robert O. Woolsey (First Prize)
Pico And Sepulveda (The Street Song) - Felix Figueroa & His Orchestra
Boy Wonder I Love You - Burt Ward
Yogi Bear - Little Golden Record
When Banana Skins Are Falling - Tony Randall & Jack Klugman

#10 It's A Gas - Alfred E. Neuman
#9 Who's On First - Abbott & Costello

#8 Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
#7 Boobs A Lot - The Holy Modal Rounders
EXTRA: The Grunt Song - Cliffie Stone & His Barn Dance Orchestra [record gradually gets up to speed at beginning]
#6 Ya Wanna Buy A Bunny - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#5 Fat Dog Blues - The Vinegaroons
EXTRA: The Lady Is A Tramp - Sophie Tucker

#4 Big Bruce - Steve Greenberg
#3 The Vatican Rag (w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
#2 Shaving Cream - Paul Wynn
#1 Davy's Dinghy - Ruth Wallis
CLOSING: La Polka Du Colonel - Elsa Popping & Her Pixieland Band
next week: a couple cuts from the new album by The Mothers called Overnight Sensation