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The Dr. Demento Show #17-51 - December 23, 2017

Special Topic: another crate full of crazy carols

Christmas Eve Eve - Paul & Storm
Relatives Are Coming To Town - Roger's Yuletide Revue
Grandma Got Molested At The Airport - The Bob & Tom Show f/ Dick Mango
Gridlock Christmas - The Hollytones
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Silent But Deadly Night (background only) - Buck's Ducks

Yah, Das Ist Ein Christmas Tree - Mel Blanc
My Dog Don't Like Christmas - Tim Cavanagh
The Cat And The Christmas Tree - Jay North
All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
(All I Want For Christmas Is) My Upper Plate - Homer & Jethro
If It Doesn't Snow On Christmas - Gene Autry & The Pinafores
White Christmas (3 O'Clock Weather Report) - Bobby The Poet f/ Steve Baron & Dennis Wholey - Bill Minkin Of The Hardly-Worthit Players
Joy To The World (background only) - Jim Kimo West

Beatnik's Wish - Patsy Raye & The Beatniks
Dear Santa - Sean Morey
I'd Like To Have An Elephant For Christmas - Hank Thompson
Wrappin' The Bear - Try 5 f/ Mike & Bud
Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses
I Can't Wrap - Scooter Picnic
You Ain't Gettin' Shit For Christmas! - Red Peters
Santa On Titan - Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto

I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson w/ The Johnny Duffy Trio
The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen" - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
To Christmas (The Drinking Song) - Straight No Chaser
Granny's Holiday Fruitcake - Granny
Uncle Bernie's Farm - The Mothers Of Invention
The Wrong Way To Celebrate Christmas - Rev. Edward W. Clayborn (The Guitar Evangelist)
Sober Christmas - Camp Friends
We Wish You A Merry Christmas (background only) - Delirious Christmas

Must Be Santa - Bob Dylan
I Am Santa Claus - The Hot Buttered Elves/Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
Santy's Movin' On - Homer & Jethro
The Night Santa Went Crazy (extra gory version) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Renta Santa - Chris Hill
You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch - The Misfits
The Nutscracker Suite (background only) - Buck's Ducks

Santa Claus And His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (original version) - Elmo & Patsy
Christmas Dragnet - Stan Freberg w/ Daws Butler & Orchestra
The Night Before Christmas (w/ full opening & closing) - Basil Rathbone w/ The Robert Mitchell Boychoir
Deck The Halls - Kukla, Fran & Ollie
next week: the Funny 25 countdown of the year's biggest demented discs