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The Dr. Demento Show #14-15 - April 12, 2014

Special Topic: short songs; tax time; bid farewell to Arthur "Guitar Boogie" Smith and Mickey Rooney

The Silly Walks Song - Monty Python
Lily The Pink - The Scaffold
Chocolate Chip Cookies - Bill Steele
Remote Control - Joanna Wang
Could've Had Your Missus - Adam Greenwood
Demented News With Whimsical Will

Treat Me Rough - Mickey Rooney
Why Can't She Lower The Alimony - Mickey Rooney
Offa The Sauce (And Back On My Hoss) - Mickey Rooney
Dueling Banjos (excerpt) - Eric Weissberg & Steve Mandell
Feudin' Banjos - Arthur "Guitar Boogie" Smith
Guitar Boogie - Arthur "Guitar Boogie" Smith
Foolish Questions - Arthur "Guitar Boogie" Smith
Bye Bye Black Smoke Choo Choo - Arthur "Guitar Boogie" Smith
H & R Crock - John Mammoser
CPA - The Pretensions
Your Tax Dollars At Work - Henry Phillips
The Lord Giveth, Uncle Sam Taketh Away - Scotty & The Tax Busters
If Ten Percent Is Good Enough For Jesus - Ray Stevens
Short People - Randy Newman

At The Grocery Store - Greg "Eggman" Moore
Go To Rhino Records - Wild Man Fischer
Fish Heads - Wild Man Fischer
Tuna Fish - Federman & Brady
Hamburger Mine - Floyd Buckley
Eat Me, I'm A Danish - Kenny Hollywood
One Donut A Day - Parry Gripp
Chocolate Toenails - SuLu & Chris Cathcart
Happy - Randy Newman
Happy, That's Me - Wonderboy
I'm Happy Now - Abby Pasternack

Dr. Demento Theme - The Persuasions
My Bed Is A Boat - Barry Hansen (Dr. Demento at age 8)
I Got No Common Sense - Ivor Cutler
Moisture - The Residents
Chinese Mother Goose Rhymes: Pat-A-Cake - Chick Bullock
Never Be Rude To An Arab - Monty Python
Music Is A Lovely Language - Beethoven's Wig
Other Father Song - They Might Be Giants
There's A Bowl Of Milk In The Moonlight - Gunnar Madsen
The Kitten Song - Steven Wright
Them Toad Suckers - Mason Williams
O-U (The Hound Song) - Tom Lehrer
The Derivative Song (performed at the Mathematical Sciences Research Institute, Berkeley, California, 1997) - Tom Lehrer
The Force Is The Force - Carla Ulbrich
The Texas Chain Letter Massacre - Eggman
Eat A One-Percenter - Sean Morey

Derailroaded - Wild Man Fischer
Peaceful Feet - Peter Alsop
The Speeding Ticket Song - Danny Birt
What I Did Last Summer - Victor Banana
Vacation - The Dyzmals
Batteries Not Included - Sparks
Frazzled - Dale Gonyea
Sophomoric Philosophy - Champaign College Drones
The Shortest Song In The World - Kenny Price
The Slitheree-Dee - Shel Silverstein
I Like Food - Descendents
Ballad Of Spiro Agnew - John Denver
This Song - Barry & The Bookbinders
The Short Polka - Matt Hodgson

Tiny Top Twenty: #20 The Definitive A Cappella Led Zeppelin Medley - Country Dick Montana (of the Beat Farmers)
#19 I Feel Like An Onion Ring - ?Syntax Error
#18 I Am The Very Model Of A Cartoon Individual - Animaniacs
#17 I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On The Radio - Monty Python
#16 Stars And Stripes Forever - Crazy Rick's Psychedelic American Flea Band
#15 I Got A Camera - Wild Man Fischer
#14 Money Song - Monty Python
#13 There's A Baby On The Plane - Mark Silverman
#12 Elmer Fudd Sings Bruce Springsteen ("Fire") - Robin Williams
#11 Little Boxes - The Womenfolk
EXTRA: The Ladies' Bras - Jonny Trunk & Wisbey
#10 Harvey the Wonder Hamster - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#9 It's Time For Killin' Barney - The Capitol Steps
#8 Little Toot - MacLean & MacLean
#7 Tubular Boobular - from Mystery Science Theater 3000
#6 Peter Percival Patterson's Pet Pig Porky - The Monkees
#5 Screaming Beatles - edited by Dan Hart
#4 Them Moose Goosers - Mason Williams
#3 Cup Cakes (w/ partial intro) - Terri "Cup Cake" O'Mason
#2 Sit On My Face - Monty Python
#1 Happy Boy - The Beat Farmers
next week: springtime & Earth Day (green dementia)