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The Dr. Demento Show #05-46 - November 13, 2005

Special Topic: a short attention span Dr. Demento show (60 or so of the shortest songs I know)

Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun - Julie Brown
Tenchi Boy - The Mindless Tripod Experience
Astro Boy - Tee Vee Toons

Grandma Vs. The Crusher - Reverend Billy C. Wirtz
The Crusher - The Novas
Demented News With Whimsical Will

Frazzled - Dale Gonyea
Little Toot - MacLean & MacLean
Cup Cakes - Terri "Cup Cake" O'Mason
Rejected Commercial Jingles: Pillsbury Cookie Dough - Paul & Storm
Boulevard To Krispy Kreme - John Mammoser
Tubular Boobular - from Mystery Science Theater 3000
Rocky Meets Moose (w/ spoken intro) - The Brass Band
Camelot - Monty Python
Lost My Teeth - The Zambonis
Evelyn, A Modified Dog - Frank Zappa & The Mothers Of Invention

It's Time For Killin' Barney - The Capitol Steps
Derailroaded - Wild Man Fischer
Things I'd Do 4 U - Throwing Toasters
Little Boxes - The Womenfolk
Thank God I'm Just An Atheist - Les White
I Am Whale - Ogden Edsl
Someone Ate The Baby - Shel Silverstein
Jagermeister - John Mammoser
An Average Song - Allan Sherman
Stretching The Imagination - Stan Freberg
Moisture - The Residents
Laundry - The Vestibules
Them Moose Goosers - Mason Williams

80's Arcade - Irish Elvis
Screaming Beatles - edited by Dan Hart
The Definitive A Cappella Led Zeppelin Medley - Country Dick Montana (of the Beat Farmers)
Ding, Fries Are Done - Billy
Little Fat Policeman - Sandpiper Singers
I Ain't Heard You Play No Blues - Steve Goodman
Elmer Fudd Sings Bruce Springsteen ("Fire") - Robin Williams
Red Light - Green Light - Engineer Bill
Speakwell - Bobby Mitchell
I Feel Like An Onion Ring - ?Syntax Error
There's A Baby On The Plane - Mark Silverman
Money Song - Monty Python
I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On The Radio - Monty Python
Minnie's Yoo-Hoo (unedited) - Carl Stalling
Be A Hobo - Moondog
Batteries Not Included - Sparks
Them Dog Kickers - Mason Williams

The Subway Song - Tom Lehrer
It Was A Very Good Beer - Homer (from The Simpsons)
Bear In There - Shel Silverstein
30 Seconds Till The End Of The World - Pennywise
The French Mistake - Mel Brooks
Bear Whiz Beer - Firesign Theatre
Albers Flapjacks - Slim Gaillard
Short Bus Suite: Getting Shot In The Face Sucks - Worm Quartet
Snowman - Rodney Carrington
Do You Like Waffles? - Parry Gripp
I'm Happy - Ivor Cutler
Peter Percival Patterson's Pet Pig Porky - The Monkees
26 Second Song - Shel Silverstein
Chinese Mother Goose Rhymes: Pat-A-Cake - Chick Bullock
Harvey the Wonder Hamster - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Her Majesty - The Beatles
Them Hors d'Oeuvres - Mason Williams
The Shortest Song In The World - Kenny Price
The History Of Rock'n'Roll - Andy Partridge
Sophomoric Philosophy - Champaign College Drones
The Slitheree-Dee - Shel Silverstein
I Like Food - Descendents
Ballad Of Spiro Agnew - John Denver
This Song - Barry & The Bookbinders

#5 The Masochism Tango (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer
Skipping Along (background/brief excerpt) - Richard Hayman
#4 Army Careers - The Frantics

#3 My Cat Is Afraid Of The Vacuum Cleaner - Power Salad
#2 The Guy Who Doesn't Know Things - Flying Like Wilma

#1 Monster Hash - The Toyes
next week: Thanksgiving (including a couple of juicy musical turkeys)