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The Dr. Demento Show #04-12 - March 21, 2004

Special Topic: some of the greatest stars in pop music history...doing songs that will make you wonder "What were they thinking?"

Carrot Juice Is Murder - The Arrogant Worms w/ The Edmonton Symphony Orchestra
My Bologna (single version) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
I Love These Carbs - Sue Fabisch
Matzoh Balls - Slim Gaillard & His Flat Foot Floogee Boys

Spelling Bee Girl - Man Bites God
The Alphabet Song - The Three Stooges
The President's Brain (Is Missing) - Big Green
Demented News With Whimsical Will

Drivin' - Henry Phillips
Bras On 45 - Ivor Biggun & The D. Kups
Coffee (2003 Grind) (radio edit) - Worm Quartet

Ito Eats - Elvis Presley
Dominic (excerpt) - Elvis Presley
Old MacDonald (edit) - Elvis Presley
Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport - Rolf Harris w/ The Beatles
Cobwebs And Strange - The Who
Mother's Lament (minus count-off) - Cream

She's Goin' Bald - The Beach Boys
Big Ten Inch Record - Aerosmith
Old Ben Lucas - Kinky Friedman (w/ Eric Clapton)
No Anchovies, Please - The J. Geils Band

Friends - The Police
Big Bad Bill (Is Sweet William Now) - Van Halen
Bugs - Pearl Jam
You Know My Name (Look Up The Number) (stereo edit) - The Beatles

#5 Booty Man - Tim Wilson
#4 Pop Star - Sudden Death

#3 Rage Against The Mundane - Tony Goldmark
#2 The Ballad Of Irving - Frank Gallop

#1 Stealing Like A Hobbit - the great Luke Ski
next week: babies