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The Dr. Demento Show #03-06 - February 9, 2003

Special Topic: our annual Valentine's special

Silly Love Songs (brief excerpt during theme) - Wings
Close To You - The Clams
Everyone Says "I Love You" - The Marx Brothers
Theme From "Horse Feathers" (background only) - Harpo Marx
Dirty Love - The Mothers
Love Poems: "To The Lovely Juanita Beasley" - Andy Griffith

I Love You (brief excerpt) - The Volume's
Bad Love Song - Sean Morey
Elmer Fudd Sings Bruce Springsteen ("Fire") - Robin Williams
More Than What? - Sneaky Pete (f/ Summer)
Girl (You Can Feed My Hamster) - Throwing Toasters
Wild Thing - Senator Bobby
Demented News With Whimsical Will

The Broken Record (brief excerpt) - Dolly Dawn & Her Dawn Patrol
John And Marsha - Stan Freberg
Loving You Has Made Me Bananas - Guy Marks
Primitive Love - Tom Reeves
Neanderthal Man - Hotlegs

I Love You So (brief excerpt) - The Crows
Hey Shirley (This Is Squirrely) - Shirley & Squirrely
Tapeworm Of Love - I, Brute Force
I Love Me - Mel Blanc
I Hold Your Hand In Mine (original studio version) - Tom Lehrer

Cupid (brief excerpt) - Sam Cooke
Boy Wonder I Love You - Burt Ward (f/ Frank Zappa)
Demi Moore - Raymond & Scum
I Got You Babe - Cher w/ Beavis & Butt-head
Take Off Your Clothes - Peter Sarstedt
Edna - Strapped

My Funny Valentine (brief excerpt) - Jesse Belvin
I Would Still Love You - Brad Montague
Je T'Aime...Moi Non Plus - Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg
Let's Make Lust - Jay Condom
Love Song - Albert Brooks

#5 Sweet Little Blossom Of Mine - Henry Phillips
#4 Locked In The Closet With You - SuLu
A Blind Man's Penis (excerpt) - Ramsey Kearney, vocal (lyrics by John Trubee)

#3 Boogie - John Hartford
#2 The Masochism Tango (orchestral version) - Tom Lehrer

#1 Marvin I Love You - Marvin The Paranoid Android
next week: a special stack of demented tunes Italian style