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The Dr. Demento Show #02-46 - November 17, 2002

Special Topic: one minute masterpieces
(segments 4, 5, and 6 are a repeat of segments 3, 4, and 5 from show #99-32 from August 8, 1999, with brief new commentary at the end of segments 5 and 6)

The Sounds Of Sinus - Mark Young
S-N (Snore, Sniff, And Sneeze) - Tom Lehrer
D&D - Stephen Lynch
Dungeons And Dragons - The Dead Alewives

It Saw Her Standing There - Steve Goodie
Quidditch Ball Wizard - Steve Goodie
Demented News With Whimsical Will

Religion And Politics Ya-Ta-Ta! Ya-Ta-Ta! (lightly censored) - Scott Beach
The 5 Constipated Men Of The Bible - Axel The Sot
The Cat Song - Joe & Sharon Keefe
I Sweep The Sidewalk With The Hose - Nancy White
On The Shoulders Of Freaks - Henry Phillips

2001 Sprach Kazoostra - The Temple City Kazoo Orchestra
26 Second Song - Shel Silverstein
The Shortest Song In The World - Kenny Price
This Song - Barry & The Bookbinders
Peter Percival Patterson's Pet Pig Porky - The Monkees
Zilch - The Monkees
Her Majesty - The Beatles
The History Of Rock'n'Roll - Andy Partridge
I Like Food - Descendents
Bear In There - Shel Silverstein
The Slitheree-Dee - Shel Silverstein
Ballad Of Spiro Agnew - John Denver
Money Song - Monty Python
Little Boxes - The Womenfolk
A Cowboy Needs A Horse - Roy Rogers
A Cowboy Needs A Horse - "Rhino Brothers"
Batteries Not Included - Sparks

Stars And Stripes Forever - Crazy Rick's Psychedelic American Flea Band
Andy The Dentist - Thunderclap Newman
I'm Happy - Ivor Cutler
Football - Eric Idle & Neil Innes
Chinese Mother Goose Rhymes: Pat-A-Cake - Chick Bullock
Moisture - The Residents
I Shot Bambi's Mother - The Frantics
I Had Sex With E.T. - Barnes & Barnes
I Got A Camera - Wild Man Fischer
The French Mistake - Mel Brooks
I Ain't Heard You Play No Blues - Steve Goodman
Dave - Cheech & Chong
Little Toot - MacLean & MacLean
I Love Beans - Space Ghost

Sophomoric Philosophy - Champaign College Drones
Frozen Embryos - 3 Guys From Hollywood
Elmer Fudd Sings Bruce Springsteen ("Fire") - Robin Williams
Frazzled - Dale Gonyea
#5 Cup Cakes - Terri "Cup Cake" O'Mason
#4 Them Moose Goosers - Mason Williams
#3 Someone Ate The Baby - Shel Silverstein
#2 I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On The Radio - Monty Python
#1 Happy Boy - The Beat Farmers
An Average Song - Allan Sherman

#5 The Drinking Song - The Four Postmen
#4 The Scotsman - Bryan Bowers

#3 Ballad Of The Big Buffet - Mylo Hatzenbuhler
#2 Ti Kwan Leep/Boot to the Head - The Frantics

#1 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV
next week: Thanksgiving (seasonal favorites and a turkey or two)